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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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'But how can you believe in yourself if no one else does?'
'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'
'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn
"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"
"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
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The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).
'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'
"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"
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'The dog ate my gnome-work.'
Gnome in front of a woman.
Welcome to GNOME Alaska
Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
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"You never liked that concrete gnome, did you?"
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'I always wanted a home on the range.'
'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'
A bad gnome economy.
'I'm leaving you. Not only is the grass greener, but everything else is, too.'
'The gnome plays your brother? That's even weirder.'
'I think I missed that episode.'
The Fall of Gnome
'We all know gnomes are little. That doesn't mean you should snack on them.'
"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"