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'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'
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'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'
"Despite his unorthodox style, Jason Vorhees' record number of saves still astounds hockey experts."
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'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'
'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'
'We scored eight goals last week.'
"Suddenly, five minutes into the match, Edwardo goes soft."
"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie
'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'
It was not my day.
"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
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Saving a Heart
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"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"
"I'll call you back ... the Leafs shot the puck this way."
"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."
"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."
The Goal Post-Impressionists,
'He's a great goalkeeper! Best of all he'll work for peanuts.'