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'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'
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footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football, footballs, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goalkeeping, goalkeep, goalkeeps, perspective, perspectives, pun, puns, score, scores, hobby, match, matches, game, games'We scored eight goals last week.'
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goalie, goalies, goal, goals, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goalkeeping, goal keeper, goal keepers, goal keeping, score, scores, scoring, crying, weep, weeps, weeping, striker, strikers, match, matches, football, footballer, footballers, player, players, soccer'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'
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goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goalkeeping, goal keeper, goal keepers, goal keeping, goal keep, goal keeps, footballer, footballers, football, footballs, soccer, player, players, long arms, long armed, goals, save, saves, saving, saved, team, teams"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
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soccer, football, futbol, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, self-esteem, low self-esteem, high self-esteem, hurt feelings, safe space, safe spaces, participation trophy, participation trophies, politically correct, political correctness, score, scores, scoring, goal, goals, preserve, preserves, preserving, feelingsThe Goalkeeper
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soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, football match, football matches, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal-keeper, goal-keepers, goal-keeping, keeper, keepers, cow, cows, cattle, football pitch, football pitches, cowpat, cowpats, cow-pat, cow-pats"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"
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football, footballer, footballers, playing football, goalie, goalies, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas party, christmas parties, soccer, goalkeeper, goal, player, footballer, footballers, xmas, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, santa, santa claus"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."
"I must ask for a rise, the boss told me I was the biggest drawback the club's ever had."
'He's a great goalkeeper! Best of all he'll work for peanuts.'
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goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goalie, goalies, goal keeper, goal keepers, goalkeeping, goal keeping, monkey, monkeys, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, peanut, peanuts, footballer, footballers, football, player, players, salary, salaries, wage, wages, coach, coaches, managerSanta 'Swiss Cheese' Claus.
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santa claus, father christmas, saint nicholas, saint nick, st nicholas, st nick, st, nick, st, nicholas, santa, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, swiss cheese, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal, goals, footballer, footballers, football, match, matches, game, games'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'
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goal, goals, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, goalie, goalies, goal tender, goal tenders, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, position, positions, positioned, positioning, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'
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hockey, ice hockey, player, players, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal keeper, goal keepers, goal tender, goal tenders, tender, tenders, mask, masks, smiley face, smiley faces, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculous, silly, silliness, warn, warns, warning, warned, warnings, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers