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'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'
'To be honest you weren't my first choice...'
"But who do we play against...?"
'It makes the game more interesting, doesn't it?'
'We scored eight goals last week.'
'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'
'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'
"Suddenly, five minutes into the match, Edwardo goes soft."
It was not my day.
"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
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Tags:soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, football match, football matches, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal-keeper, goal-keepers, goal-keeping, keeper, keepers, cow, cows, cattle, football pitch, football pitches, cowpat, cowpats, cow-pat, cow-pats
"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"
Saving a Heart
"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."
"I must ask for a rise, the boss told me I was the biggest drawback the club's ever had."
"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."
'He's a great goalkeeper! Best of all he'll work for peanuts.'
Santa 'Swiss Cheese' Claus.
'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'
Tags:goal, goals, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, goalie, goalies, goal tender, goal tenders, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, position, positions, positioned, positioning, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'
Tags:hockey, ice hockey, player, players, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal keeper, goal keepers, goal tender, goal tenders, tender, tenders, mask, masks, smiley face, smiley faces, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculous, silly, silliness, warn, warns, warning, warned, warnings, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers