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"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
'He's a goatee herder.'
"You're not a goat person?"
"Lose the goatee."
"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."
"Dad, when will I be old enough to shave?"
"First stop: Brooklyn."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, alien, aliens, invasion, invasions, beard, beards, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, brooklyn, brooklynite, brooklynites, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, goatee, goatees, mustache, mustaches, handlebar mustache, handlebar mustaches, cool, coolness
Tags:wattle, wattles, neck, necks, cover up, cover-up, covering up, covering-up, cover the neck, covering the neck, wattle ocvers neck, men's clothes, mens clothes, men's clothing, mens clothing, fashions, men's fashion, mens fashion, men's fashions, mens fashions, necktie, neckties, turtleneck, turtlenecks, goatee, goatee, beard, beards, facial hair, neck brace, neck braces, turkey wattle, turkey wattles, double chin, double chin, double chins, overweight, obese, obesity, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, insecure, insecurity, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, frappuccino, frappuccinos
Facial hair continental drift.
Facial hair continental drift.
Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, beard, beards, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustaches, mustache, goatee, goatees, barber pole, barber poles, style, hairstyle, hairstyles
Billy Goat and the Landlord
"Notice anything different about me?"
Tags:devil, satan, hell, devils, demons, evil, hellish, style, styles, fashion, fashion statement, stylish, beard, beards, goatee, mustaches, moustache, mustaches, moustaches, follower, followers, trend, trends, trending, trendsetter, trendsetting, fashionable, shaved, clean shaven, fresh faced, new look
"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."
Tags:business man, business men, business people, business person, business man, business men, transparent, transparency, corporate transparency, business transparency, evil, evil mastermind, evil masterminds, goatee, goatees, facial hair, beard, beards, honest, honesty, dodgy dealings, evil businessman, evil businessmen, money laundering, money launderer, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, fraud, financial fraud
"I'm sure menopause is no fun, but look on the bright side...beards are in fashion right now."
"Have you ever done golf?"
Tags:yuppie, yuppies, golf, golfs, business golf, business golfs, golf meeting, golf meetings, golf, golfer, golfers, do lunch, doing lunch, let's do lunch, lets do lunch, bro, bros, white collar, corporate culture, corporate life, business deal, business deals, pony tail, pony tails, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, goatee, goatees, goateed
"Relax, Mr. Jackson! Yes, I am here to shave you... but not your 'cool stache'!"
Tags:nurse, nursing, patients, patient care, moustaches, mustaches, facial hair, facial hairs, male grooming, fashion statement, fashion statements, patient, shaving patients, moustache, mustache, hospital, grooming, male fashion, goatee, goatees, beards, beard, barbers, nervous patient, frightened patient, fearful patient
'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'
Growing a beard.
'I got tired of trimming my goatie a long time ago...'
'That's Josh as a fat, bald baby. The only difference now is he has a goatee.'
'Wow! Love the goatee! It gives you that lean and hungry look!'
'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'