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"I may be biased, but I believe goat cheese is superior."
"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."
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'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
'He's a goatee herder.'
"You're not a goat person?"
Never Apologize for Being Yourself
Tags:motivation, motivational poster, motivational posters, goat, goats, mountain goat, mountain goats, inspiration, self-belief, self-esteem, be yourself, being yourself, self-confidence, unapologetic, unashamed, healthy attitude, positive attitude, honest, forthright, honesty, truthful, candid, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, therapist, therapists, therapy, authentic, self-self-actualize, self-actualizing, self-actualization
'I wanted this on the rocks.'
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"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
Tags:santa, santa claus, mrs. claus, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, santa's sledge, sledge, sledges, sled, sleds, santa's sled, animal, animals, reindeer, elf, elves, santa's elves, helper, helpers, christmas, yule, noel, xmas, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, fox, foxes, goat, goats, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, sheep, pig, pigs, business, businesses, company, companies, employer, employers, employee, employees, management, manager, mangers, government, politics, politically correct, correct, equal, equality, equal-opportunity, equal-opportunity employer, equal-opportunity employers, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employer, equal opportunity employers, assortment, assortments, affirmative action, discrimination, prejudice, positive action, employment equity
Farmer Takes Roll Call
Tags:roll, roll call, register, taking the register, line up, lined up, line-up, in line, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love
'That one must be the dominant male'
We're gonna need a bigger goat...
"Looks as if the clean-air crowd turned out in force."
Tags:animal, animals, forest animals, moose, bear, bears, goat, goats, politics, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington d.c., congress, house of representatives, senate, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, environment, nature, environmental issues, environmental policy, environmental policy, environmental protection agency, epa, e.p.a., clear air act, federal, law, laws, policy, policies, concerned citizen, concerned citizens, pollution, air pollution, environmental law, environmental laws, air quality, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
Tags:call, calls, calling, sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, pagan, pagans, pagan ritual, pagan rituals, ritual, rituals, magic, magical, satanic, witch, witches, goat, goats, cult, cults, costume, costumes, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, private office, private offices, manager, managers, management
If Plato had been a goatherd
'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'
I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!
"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"
Tags:get your goat, annoy, annoying, annoyed, irritate, play on words, wordplay, goat, goats, farmer, farmers, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"
Tags:farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, time-shares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap
"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."
"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, russia, russian, russian food, blackened, wolf, wolves, goat, goats, arugula, cheese, salad, salads, strange, unusual, local dish, local dishes, locals speciality, local specialities, local food
'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'
'When Oxfam said to give a goat for Christmas I think they meant to a third world country,'
'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'