Gobbledegook Cartoons and Comics

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"I'm afraid you've had a paradigm shift."

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

The finance department finally achieved their ambition to produce a report that no-one could understand...

'This mission-statement is complete gibberish, Hudson. Well done.'

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"You need a constitutional proactive approach to arrest system decline. That means get some exercise or you'll die."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

'We're not like other companies, Bill. We actually LIVE our mission statement! Why don't you join us?' 'Get serious, Tom. Your company's mission statement is so vague, slick & devoid of substance that it could be used to justify anything!'

'You've won a business award.' ('for gobbledegook')

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'

Mumbo Jumbo Car Repairs

"We were looking for someone with expertise in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledygook!"

Republican Evolution