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"Always the last place you look!"
'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'
"Hey everybody - we've discovered the Higgs boson! It was hidden under this big pile of equations all this time."
'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'
'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'
Higgs Boson key to particle physics.
'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'
'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'
Scientist feels down back of sofa, saying: 'I think I've found the Higgs boson!'
"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."
'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'
The Princess and the Particle
'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'
Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!
'It's the new cut mother - it's called the Higgs Boson.'
'Surrender God! We have your particle!'
Spot the Higgs boson competition (like 'spot the ball' competitions).
Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."
'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'
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They lean more of how the universe began, but can't tell me where the market will end.
'Run! I've discovered the Higgs Bison.'
'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'
"Oh no, it's the worst possible outcome - they've formed a coalition."