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'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'
'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'
'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'
'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?
'Thanks, but I'd like to do this without performance enhancers.'
"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"
'I can't even get rid of my own stretch marks. Any other wishes?'
The carriage will turn into a pumpkin, the horses into mice and the beautiful prince into a fat nasty bore...
"If this shrink doesn't come up with something we'll be calling the godfather, godmother!"
'But this will be easier to park.'
'And with a wave of her magic wand Albert's fondest wish became a reality'