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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
God rolls dice
Tags:roll of the dice, rolling dice, roll dice, die, god, gods, man in the sky, giant hand, giant hands, random, randomness, chance, death, died, dying, die, luck, lucky, unlucky, no luck, gamble, gambling, gambling with lives, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, election, elections, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, god, gods, religion, religious, prayer, prayers, pray
"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
"Ever wonder if there's something less?"
"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"
Tags:god, gods, flyer, flyers, street, streets, preacher, preachers, street preacher, street preachers, religion, religions, religious, gospel, open-air preaching, public preaching, great, greatness, handout, handouts, leaflets, leaflet, advert, advertising, adverts, announce, announcement, poster, posters, sell, selling, advertisement, arrogant, arrogance, self-important, self important
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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'Hey...pull my finger.'
The Home Birth of Venus
Tags:the birth of venus, sandro botticelli, renaissance art, famous paintings, famous art, italian renaissance, art history, art historians, artists, artist, painter, painters, play on words, play on word, hallucination, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep walker, middle of the night, vision, visions, venus, greek myths, greek mythology, god, gods, greek gods, inconvenience, inconvenient, in the way, bothersome, annoy, annoying, home birth, home birthing, home births
"Around here his word is law."
"And this time--no ark!"
Bedtime Of The Gods
Tags:ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversion
'it's lonely at the top.'
"I feel like every time I turn into a swan there's this expectation of sex."
"I, of course, meant seven business days."
Tags:god, gods, creation, creationism, creationist, creationists, beginning of the universe, creation of the universe, big bang, the big bang, the big bang theory, seven days, 7 days, genesis, book of genesis, the book of genesis, business days, business week, delivery, deliveries, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Tonight's 'Valkyrie' features actual Norse gods, and takes place in the sky."
Tags:valkyrie, norse, norse legend, norse legends, norse god, norse gods, modern theater, modern theatre, postmodern, postmodernist, authentic, authenticity, myth, myths, norse myth, norse mythology, god, gods, opera, operas, method actor, method actors, method acting, performance, performances, performing
"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
Tags:televangelism, televangelist, televangelists, tv, television, t v, modern, modern life, modernity, modern world, camera, cameras, lights camera, minister, ministerial, pastor, pastors, church, churches, churchs, mic, mics, microphone, microphones, god, gods, lord, lords, christian, christianity, evangelical, evangelism, evangelical christian, american ministry, ministry, bible, biblical, language
A Hind-style god with many arms drives a car while doing many other things such as smoking, drinking a coffee, and talking on a mobile phone.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, multitasking, multi-tasking, multitasker, multitaskers, multi-tasker, multi-taskers, religion, religious, god, gods, goddess, goddesses, hinduism, arm, arms, woman, women, smoking, drinking, talking on the phone, modern life
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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''Commandments' is fine. But why not jazz it up and call them 'The top ten no-no's'?'
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
Tags:nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing