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"I thought you said you were just passing through."
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"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."
'Admit it Henderson, it's your first time isn't it.'
'We're leaving Bunty! They allow smoking in the car park!!'
'I just got back from Hawaii. I learned 'aloha' means both 'hello' and 'good-bye'. Now, I don't know whether I'm coming or going.'
"And when did you start believing the world was being taken over by giant cats?"
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'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'
'I enjoy being a spider, but it makes dancing a nightmare.'
'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
'I guess I'll let you go...' 'Don't you mean you're done talking and you'll hang up on me if I don't go?' 'Well, yeah.'
Poor Elwood wasn't sure if he was coming or going.
'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'
'It happens to all athletes, Bob. The legs are the first to go.'
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'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'
'Why make the cake? If he's the Creationist you say he is, he'll prefer you bought it ready made.'
'Do you think he's serious about retiring?'
'When he freezes like that, stick this straightened paper clip in his ear and hit the reset button.'
'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'
'Either she goes, or I go.'
'It doesn't say anything about a dishwasher blasting off into space.'
...But don't et the door hit you on the way out.
'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'
"Hey, nice handbasket. Where're we goin'?"
'Santa's gone ROGUE!'