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"Yes, sir, morale is fine."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, job satisfaction, monotony, monotonous, over worked, rat race, the rat race, mad, madness, going mad, trap, trapped, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, morale, office morale, executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."
Tags:imaginary friend, imaginary friends, stock tip, stock tips, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock markets, investor, investors, investing, hallucination, hallucinations, ingratitude, ungrateful, demanding, going mad, poverty gap, wealth divide, wealth gap, income disparity, stock exchange, the stock exchange, get rich quick
Tags:desert, deserts, lost in the desert, cactus, cacti, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, disappointment, disappointments, abandoned, dehydration, alone, calling for help, friends, greeting, greetings, going mad, isolated, isolated, cliche, cliches, hopeless, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight
"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
Tags:bird, birds, pet bird, pet birds, caged bird, caged birds, parrot, parrots, cockatoo, cockatoos, bargain, bargains, discount, discounts, sale, sales, on sale, crazy bird, going mad, going crazy, stir crazy, stir-crazy, expression, expressions, chronophobia, cage, cages, locked up, imprisoned, imprisonment, animal rights
"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."
Tags:recession, the recession, failed business, failing businesses, failing business, going into administration, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, otto von bismark, business manager, business managers, ceo, ceos, iron chancellor, the iron chancellor, going mad, going crazy, desperate, desperation, delusion, delusions, deluded
"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, footprint, footprints, footprints in the snow, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, realisation, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, realisations, realization, realizations, shock, shocks, mad, madness, going mad, delusion, delusions, deluded, illusion, illusions
Why Elephants Go Crazy
"I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out this way."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, resentful, resentment, anger, angry, writing on the wall, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, going crazy, going mad, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, friend, friends, stranger, strangers, overworked, overworking, crazy, going crazy, going mad, climbing trees, interloper, interlopers, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, park, parks, city park, city parks, city life, public park, public parks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, hopeless, hopelessness, oblivious, obliviousness, future president, political candidate, political candidates, going mad, going crazy, optimistic, optimism, optimist, optimists, hopeful, political campaign, political campaigns, marooned, bright future, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, bad company
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
Tags:parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, city parking, street parking, parking, driver, drivers, driving, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, desperate, desperation, ageing, getting old, getting older, going mad, beg, begging, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis
"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."
Tags:hippocratic oath, the hippicratic oath, oath, oaths, malpractice, medical malpractice, go nuts, going nuts, go crazy, going crazy, going mad, promise, promises, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, surgeon, surgeons, high pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs
"The four horseys of the apocalypse."
"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"
"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."
'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'
"Remember, when you get to London, don't smile or talk, avoid any kind of eye contact, or people will think you're nuts and you'll be locked up."
'No, I am not talking to myself!'
It's a joke about a man on a desert island who ends up talking to a tree...
Going Bananas Phobia.
Lonely at the top, OK, but not looney.
"Psst - haven't you heard about Mad Children's Disease?"
Losing the plot.
'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.