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"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."
'Anyone else like me to be more specific?'
"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"
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'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'
'If it was up to me, this would be grounds for dismissal. But my boss wants to give you another shot.'
Post office sorting station employee sign: Don't shoot the messenger (or anyone else)
My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.
"Quit picking fights with everyone."
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"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."
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'Not more work. I'm so busy now I can hardly shoot...I mean, think straight.'
Office workers pinned down by gun crazed employee - "You wanted mangement experience, well, go fire Peterson."
'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'
"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"
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'Go ahead. But I should warn you, you're setting a very dangerous precedent.'
Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.
"Okay, maybe not the whole government, but the guy at the third window at the Post Office is definitely out to get me!"
After many months away at a top-rated in-patient facility specializing in stress-related personality disorders, he was back - without a vengeance.
A mailman walks past carrying a gun while a man posts a letter
'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'
Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.
It felt great to be back at work. Even if that meant breaking in at night, knocking out a security guard, and having to sit at the new guy's desk.
'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'
'Jack really missed his sales goals last year.'
Self-help gurus you won't find on 'Oprah.'