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"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."
Elevator charge $1.00.
'I'll take it.'
'Sorry, this one's going down.'
Bob decides to take the stairs.
"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."
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"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."
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"Actually, I'm going up—and I'm going down."
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Lift from hell: 'Going up!'
Elevator to Enlightenment
"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."
'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'
Man has pressed 'Up' arrow at elevator. Door opens, and out steps 'Up' arrow.
Lift at Mouse Hole.
Hell's elevator/Up to no good.
'Up' / 'Down'.
Man waiting for lift, arrows point left and right.
"Going up anybody?"
Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.
"Do we look like we're going up?"