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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
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'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
'Did you remember the gift receipts?'
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'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
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NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.
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"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, nativity story, christmas story, jesus, jesus christ, baby jesus, birth of jesus, jesus's birth, son of god, three wise men, three kings, magi, balthazar, melchior, caspar, gold, frankincense, myrrh, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, noel, yule, shopping, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money
"The trick is to keep the rainbow directly over the gold."
Rumpelstiltskin's office supplies. (spun straw into gold).
"You want me to do the Hernia operation for two chickens? What are these chickens made of …… gold?!!"
"Daddy made it a point not to wear gold cufflinks when he did his Christmas tips."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, cufflinks, cuff links, gold, wealthy, rich, money, affluent, well-off, toning it down, advice, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, showing off, display of wealth, inconspicuous, flaunting
"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."
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"Hard to believe it's already Fall."
Tags:statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty, new york, ny, new york city, big apple, city, cities, landmark, landmarks, fall, autumn, season, seasons, changing seasons, seasonal, leaves, leaf, coloured leaves, colored leaves, changing colours, changing colors, colorful leaves, colourful leaves, autumn leaves, fall leaves, green, red, gold, orange, yellow, tourism, tourist, tourists
Invested pot of gold in the stock market.
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"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."
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'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'
Mr T's To Do List,
"The Queen's lawyer is in the countinghouse?"
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'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'
"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."
Tags:gold, investment, investments, goldbug, goldbugs, gold-bug, gold-bugs, portfolio, portfolios, diversify, diversifies, diversifying, commodity, commodities, commodity trader, commodity traders, inferior good, inferior goods, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, pan for gold, pans for gold, panning for gold, gold rush
'What's gold doing now'
'You have a machine that transmutes iron to gold?'
'Don't call me Ginger, my hair is pure gold.'