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'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"Miss Smith, have Ernesto and Florence come back from lunch yet?"
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, cardboard, placeholder, place holder, unreasonable, request, childish, immature, stupid, stupidity, stuck, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a, p.a., accident, accidents, accidental, silver spoon, fish, fish bowl, fishes, lunch, on lunch, out to lunch, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, pet, pets, pet fish
"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
Goldfish in a coffee pot
Tags:animal, animals, fish, gold fish, goldfish, fishbowl, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, goldfish bowls, coffee, coffee pot, coffee pots, caffeine, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, caffeine addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee addiction, swimming, swimming in coffee, confused, mistake, mistakes, unusual, strange
'We're gonna need an accountant.'
'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'
Aquarium Religious Ceremonies
Tags:aquarium, aquariums, fish-tank, fish-tanks, fish tanks, goldfish, fishes, goldfishes, gold fishes, worships, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, fish, fish tank, gold fish, religion, god, prayer, worship, ceremony, ceremonies, sacrament, church, priest, preacher, pastor, rabbi, congregation, extra crispy, pet, pets, fish owner, fish owners
"I don't know why but this place just gives me the creeps."
'I think he's got conjunctivitis'
"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
Tags:fish, goldfish, gold fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, boil, boils, boiled, water, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, contamination, boil-water advisory, boil-water order, boil-water advisories, boil-water orders, pathogen, pathogens, panic, panics, panicking, panicked, scare, scares, scaring, scary, fear, fears
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"
"Laugh? I almost s**t myself."
"It wouldn't be so bad living here if I would stop running into my ex all the time."
Tags:ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, goldfish, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowl, fishbowls, aquarium, aquariums, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
'We'll just blame it on the fish.'
'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'
'...It's moments like these I'm glad I don't have feelings...'
'I've had a rough day. I wish I could go out for a drink!'
Tags:bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, office job, office jobs, goldfish, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, pet, pets, drunk, drunks, drink, drinks, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, fish tank, fish tanks, drinking your sorrows, drowning your sorrows
'Are you going to eat that last flake?'
Tags:fish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, fishes, aquarium, aquariums, pet, pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfishes, gold fishes, gold-fish, gold-fishes, pet, pets, pet fish, pet fish, pet goldfish, pet goldfishes, fish food, fish foods, flake, flakes, table manners, manners, polite, politeness, impolite, good manners, table etiquette, dinner etiquette
'I'm just curious. In what alternate universe did you expect that to go well?'