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'With the latest gold prices I think your medals are worth more than mine.'
'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'
"Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative."
"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."
'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'
"You idiot! I said, 'Buy more gold', not mold!!"
"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."
'Thank you for your expert opinions, which will be of great value to the average investor.'
"In other news: Fed Chair Janet Yellen was spotted this weekend purchasing gold bullion and automatic weapons."
Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.
Agent logs onto postal goldfinger site.
August 2011: Gold passes oil as the most valuable commodity to invest in.
King Midas, the original gold bug.