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'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'
Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.
At the Goldilocks Air Conditioning Emporium units are labeled: 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'
'Hey, wanna hear something interesting?'
'Who's been eating my crystal meth?'
'Someone's been sitting in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been eating in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been sleeping in my cubicle!'
"Oh, fair do's mother.. after all she did eat his porridge."
'Blast this rise in girl crime!'
'Blast that Goldilocks! Now your mother thinks she needs one of those fancy orthopaedic beds!'
Goldilocks and bears phone to complain about each other.
The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.
Sirens at the Goldilocks Emergency Equipment Store are labeled, 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'
'She looks like someone who bears watching.'
Somebody's been sleeping in my bed - Baby Bear in his local.
'Who cares about the porridge! Thank God she didn't find my single malts!'
Goldylocks and the Three Beers.
"In future, Sir, don't waste police time..."
"Never mind the porridge, someone's eaten the wallpaper paste."
'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'
'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'
"No bloody porridge for us!"
"Someone took a photo of my porridge and posted it on social media!"