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Stan read that high doses of caffeine can boost athletic performance.
"You tee off last, Ed, otherwise I'll be laughing so hard I won't be able to concentrate!"
Caveman accidentally invents golf.
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"Watch it. He'll take a swing at you."
"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."
"It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links."
Golf courses on the rough side of town.
"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"
"He went doing what he loved."
'It hurts like crazy when I tee off, but my groin pull is a big help when I putt!'
"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"
"Actually, the hardest part in teaching him was getting him to stop fetching the ball after he hit it!"
"Golf is the worst fun anyone can have."
"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"
"You have a good lie."
"Really?! You're new to golf, aren't you?!"
"You're on in one again, Sir."
"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"
"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."
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Autumn arrived in the middle of Dan's backswing
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"Play golf? It's not a game you know."
"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"
"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"