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'Yes Sir, you're absolutely right, you can never stop learning - in fact I'm on a course right now.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, litigation, litigate, litigator, litigators, lawsuit, lawsuit, sue, sued, sues, suing, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, in the bleachers
'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'
"Jim, just put that hole behind you."
Tags:monster, monsters, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf game, golf games, golf club, golf clubs, golf caddy, golf caddie, golf caddies, monster attack, monster attacks, stubborn, stubbornness, golf hole, golf holes, competitor, competitors, competitive, competitiveness, competitive spirit, competitive nature, perfect score, perfect scores
Worm getting smucked by golf club.
'He kept trying to hit me with this thing ... so I vaporized him.'
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, unidentified flying object, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golfed, golfs, golf club, golf clubs, vaporized, vapourise, vaporize, vapourised, golf ball, golf balls, kill, kills, killed, killing, we come in peace, martian, martians, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Weapons of mass destruction.
'What? Whoa ... hey ... golf? Are you serious? No, I'm not on the golf course! I'm in a meeting, with clients. ... For real, and ... um ... You're standing right behind me, aren't you?'
The Dangers of Golf.
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
Golf cart in the hospital.
"Use a five iron!"
'When he started this shot, that wasn't a sand trap... it was just a divot.'
Hit by a golf ball and injured...
"I'm a golf widow. I hit my husband with a nine Iron."
"Well, now that the kids have grown up and left I guess I'll be shoving along, too."
Tags:empty nest, empty nest syndrome, empty nest syndromes, empty-nest syndrome, empty nester, empty nesters, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, grown up kid, grown up kids, divorce, divorces, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, family home, family life, family-life
"The first British Open at Stonehenge."
'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'
'Why am I not surprised?'
'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'