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'Yes Sir, you're absolutely right, you can never stop learning - in fact I'm on a course right now.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
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'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'
"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, playing golf, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, professional golfer, professional golfers, loser, losing, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, break down, break downs, breaking downs, cry, crying, emergency contact, emergency contacts, overreact, overreaction, overreactions
'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'
"Jim, just put that hole behind you."
Tags:monster, monsters, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf game, golf games, golf club, golf clubs, golf caddy, golf caddie, golf caddies, monster attack, monster attacks, stubborn, stubbornness, golf hole, golf holes, competitor, competitors, competitive, competitiveness, competitive spirit, competitive nature, perfect score, perfect scores
The Dangers of Golf.
'What? Whoa ... hey ... golf? Are you serious? No, I'm not on the golf course! I'm in a meeting, with clients. ... For real, and ... um ... You're standing right behind me, aren't you?'
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.
Thoughts and Prayers
Golf cart in the hospital.
'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'
"I preferred the Old Testament God."
Tags:old testament, god, gods, deity, deities, divine being, divine beings, lightening strike, lightening strikes, lightning strike, lightning strikes, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, new testament, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, divine anger, divine intervention, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories
"Well, now that the kids have grown up and left I guess I'll be shoving along, too."
Tags:empty nest, empty nest syndrome, empty nest syndromes, empty-nest syndrome, empty nester, empty nesters, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, grown up kid, grown up kids, divorce, divorces, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, family home, family life, family-life
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'
'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'
'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'
'Looks like they were really meant for each other.'
A Golfer's Funeral