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Dan Quayle's Three Steps to a Better America
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"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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'Head down...eye on the ball...'
The Male Biological Clock.
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'I think he wants you to be quiet!'
"See what happens when you square the clubface?"
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'Whoa, easy! You swung way too hard!'
Discussing golf swings, around the blood cooler.
Santa Claus playing golf.
The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer
"I can't find anything against it in the rule book."
'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'
'As a matter of fact, he's outside working on his swing right now.'
"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."
"I've done all that golfing science can do for your swing, Doc -- now I suggest you pray."
'He drives for show and cheats for dough!'
'It moved that time Wally - it definitely moved!'
"I promised you could work on your swing today."
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"That's not a divot so much as a major geologic event."
Common golf problems - 'Greens are really slow today.'
"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"
A golfer with broken club looks at divot with ball on it.
Marc would never know how close he came to making a hole-in-one that warm summer day in '92.
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...