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'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'
'I married you for richer and poorer, in sickness and in health, but no one said anything about golf.'
"What on earth makes you think giving up golf would be one of my new year's resolutions?"
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"Henry never makes it past the fifth hole."
"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."
During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.
'I still can't believe I let you talk me into 1500 square feet of Augusta Green.'
'Man, that is really devious of her. Making club covers of her and the kids to guilt trip you every time you golf.'
'Y'know - you should get yourself a hobby too,luv.'
'Don't leave me Helen! Can't we talk about it after the golf tournament?'
'You'll never guess how much I got for those stupid golf clubs of yours!'
'...your problem, Lady?'
'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'
'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'
'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'
'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'
'I married you for richer and poorer, in sickness and in health, but no one said anything about golf!'
'He lived and died for golf.'
'When you said we were going for a walk, I certainly didn't think it meant me carrying your golf clubs.'
'Do you ever get that weird feeling that you've forgotten something really important...'
"She asked me why she has to keep reminding me of things, and I said it's because I love the sound of your voice."
Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.
'You look good, Sid. Have you been working out?' 'My wife says, 'So far!''
'I tried spending more time with my family, but they all couldn't fit in the golf cart.'