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Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, litigation, litigate, litigator, litigators, lawsuit, lawsuit, sue, sued, sues, suing, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, in the bleachers
'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
Tags:japan, japanese, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, living national treasure, living national treasures, unexpected, preservation, preserve, preserves, culture, cultural impact, cultural impacts, golfing, cultural preservation, preserve, preserves, preserving, self-identity, japanese identity, identity, identities
'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'
'What? Whoa ... hey ... golf? Are you serious? No, I'm not on the golf course! I'm in a meeting, with clients. ... For real, and ... um ... You're standing right behind me, aren't you?'
'He kept trying to hit me with this thing ... so I vaporized him.'
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, unidentified flying object, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golfed, golfs, golf club, golf clubs, vaporized, vapourise, vaporize, vapourised, golf ball, golf balls, kill, kills, killed, killing, we come in peace, martian, martians, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Weapons of mass destruction.
'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfs, golfer, golfers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, ruminant, ruminants, cud, chew, chewing, chews, off putting, putting off, putt, putting, putts, putted, putter, putters, hole, holes, golf ball, chewing his cud, sick, digestion, digesting, food, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
Tags:first passion, first passions, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug abusing, passion, passionate, golf, golfs, golfer, golfing, dream job, dream jobs, drug pusher, drug pushers, pusher, pushers, employment, gainful employment, nostalgia, nostalgic, happy, happiness, illegal activity, illegal activities
Hit by a golf ball and injured...
'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'
A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.
Tags:golf cart, golf carts, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, retired, retirement, superhero, superheroes, invisible, invisibility, transport, transportation, age, ages, aging, ageing, retirement community, retirement communities, vehicle, vehicles, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers
"Mind if we play through?"
Tags:play through, plays through, playing through, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, faux pas, choice, choices, option, options, cut ahead, cuts ahead, cutting ahead, skip, skips, skipping, wait, waits, waiting, wait your turn, waiting your turn, entitled, entitlement, position of strength, positions of strength, position of power
A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, william tell, apple and the arrow, difficult lie, difficult lies, tee, tees, tee off, tees off, teeing off, sports, pro golf, pro golfer, pro golfers, shot, shots, shooting, arrow, arrows, aim, aims, aiming, stunt, stunts, stunt shot, stunt shots
Bob has a hard time spotting a diamond in the rough.
'No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me.'
Hole in forty-seven.
Practice Putting in the Sand Pit
"I'm very glad you found a relaxing activity to enjoy during your retirement."
A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.
'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'
'I've been retired a month and I already hate the game.'