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"What happened to one o'clock?"
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
"I would have gone on a run."
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, go, goes, gone, going, weather, good weather, sunny, bad weather, rainy, rains, raining, rain, rained, exercise, exercises, exercised, excuse, excuses, excused, excusing, making up excuses, made up excuses, if, iffy, thinker, not a doer, habit, habits, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinated, procrastinate, procrastinates
"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gone, disappeared, escaped, suspicious, suspicions, suspicion, vanished, disappearance, disappearances, trick, tricks, trickery, ruse, ruses, scam, scams, confused, deception, deceptions, misleading
"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, wine, california, vermont, maple syrup, local product, local products, local speciality, local specialities, food, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, meal service, meal services, sold out, gone, no more, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitutes
"The summer went so fast."
"Am I glad my parent's aren't alive to meet you."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, parent, parents, meeting the parents, in-laws, meeting the in-laws, mother-in-law, dead, gone, bad impression, bad impressions, first impression, first impressions, bad boy, bad boys
"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor
"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."
Tags:husband, husbands, old age, aging, ageing, married, marriage, married couple, wife, wives, actor, actors, movie stars, film stars, romantic, romantics, died, gone, death, crush, crushes, insult, insults, insulting, fancy, fancies, fancied, useless, pointless, complain, complains, complaining, gable, cooper, grant
With and without a starter.
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, start, starts, starting, started, starter, starters, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, race, races, racing, racer, racers, athlete, athletes, athletics, starting gun, starting guns, gone, uncontrolled, controlled, controlling, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We're leaving Bunty! They allow smoking in the car park!!'
"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, identifying mark, identifying marks, tattoo, tattoos, lost, disappear, disappeared, disappearing, gone, can't find, waiting, bad server, bad waitresses, bad waitress, bad servers, bad service, service
"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."
Tags:holiday, holidays, crowd, crowds, post-holiday, after the holidays, thanksgiving, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, thanksgiving dinner, christmas dinner, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turkey, turkeys, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, gone, dead, death, food, poultry, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'
Gravestone: Go ahead, bill me.
"I don't know – the EPA was here when I left last night."
"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"
Tags:hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, poaching, poacher, poachers, extinction, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotgun, gun control, hunting laws, hunting regulations, population control, hunting ban, hunting bans, wiped out, extinct, gone, last, killed, blood, bloody, environmental destruction, protected species
'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills!'
Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?
"Oh, good! You're moving out!"
Tags:moving out, move out, moves out, moved out, noisy, neighbour, neighbours, noisy neighbours, loud neighbour, loud neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, musical instruments, musical instrument, vacate, vacates, vacating, vacated, go, goes, gone, going, leave, leaves, leaving, left, inconsiderate neighbour, inconsiderate neighbours, inconsiderate neighbor, inconsiderate neighbors, glad, glee, happy, happiness, joy, joyful, delight, delights, delighted, jovial, excited, excite, excites, exciting, excitement, excitement, relief, relieved, relieving, satisfy, satisfied, appeased, musician, musicians, music lover, music lovers
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, blanket, blankets, towel, towels, weather, wind, windy, blowing, blow, gone, literature, book, books, writing, novel, novels, page, pages, literary, writer, writers, author, authors, wordplay, word play, summer reading, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, relaxing, relaxation, leisure
'I guess I'll let you go...' 'Don't you mean you're done talking and you'll hang up on me if I don't go?' 'Well, yeah.'
"Honey, I'm home."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, split, separation, separations, end of relationship, end of marriage, honey i'm home, honey i've left, leaving home, leaving, left, gone, disappeared, banner, banners, run away, ex-wife, ex-wives, surprise, surprises
'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'