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Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'
Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
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Best if used before it spoils.
Forensics says it wasn't the pease porridge hot or the pease porridge cold. It was the pease porridge in the pot that killed her. Apparently it was nine days old...
Post Game Day Betting.
'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).
'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'
'That's not yesterday's soup, it's vintage soup.'
Great, first the marriage turns sour, now the milk.
"I'll have what he's having."
"Check the exipration date. Make sure it hasn't gone bad."
'Which went bad first, the chicken salad or the egg salad?'
'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'
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'I'm sending this back. It's spoiled.'
'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'
'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'
"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."
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'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'
"Sorry, the lagers off"
It's definitely the soup of the day, alright. I'm just not sure which day.
"I think it's past it's sell by date."
What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...
Your lobster was off!
What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!
Vultures complaining in a restaurant: 'This carrion is fresh!'