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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
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"Edward the Good? Well, Eddie, we'll be the judge of that."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, legacy, legacies, good, good deeds
"I'd like you to excel."
Superhero Helps Lady Cross The Road
Tags:hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, heroic, good, good deed, deeds, kind, kindnes, old, old age, elderly, elders, old lady, grandma, crossing, road crossing, road, jaywalking, help, helping, considerate, consideration, positive attitude, helping hand, o a p, oap, pensioner, pensioners, safe, safety, public safety, citizenship, citizen, city, cities, urban, traffic, cape, capes, fly, flying
"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, team, teams, coach, coaches, manager, managers, excel, good, win, winning, lose, losing, coaching, encouraging, encouragement, psychology, mental health, pressure, pressuring, stress, stressful, demanding, kid, kids, child, children, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, advice, life lessons, modern life
"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, good dog, good dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, choice, choices, good, bad, good vs. bad, philosophy, philosophical
"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"
'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'
'It's that time of year again, so I'm going through the motions of being good for goodness sake. What are you doing?'
'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'
Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.
How Optimism Works
"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'
"How come you never give me ideas like that?"
Tags:devil, devils, angel, angels, conscience, consciences, bright idea, bright ideas, bad idea, bad ideas, good idea, good ideas, evil plan, evil plans, evil, good, good versus evil, good vs evil, evil genius, moral, morals, moral compass, morality, guilty conscience, inspirations, muse, muses, inspiration
The last judgement
'The good news is, profits are up 74%, the bad news is, we don't know why.'
'I'm good or bad depending on the circumstances, the situation, and the people involved.'
'We have good news and bad news. The good news is we've developed a credible spin for the bad news...'
God watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.
'I have good news and bad news. The good news, you're not a hypochondriac...'
"Have you been a moral child?"
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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'