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"Feel free to take notes."
"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
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"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
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"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"
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"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''
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"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."
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"Sometimes it's better to dress for the job you have."
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'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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Tags:righty tighty lefty loosey, advice, good advice, giving advice, torture, torture chamber, torture chambers, torturer, torturers, medieval, medieval times, torture device, torture devices, screw threads, apprentice, apprentices, rack, racks, punitive positioning, torture method, torture methods, oblivious, obliviousness, mnemonic, mnemonics
"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"
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"Take care of your desk and it will take care of you."
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"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
Tags:tennis, tennis player, tennis players, tennis match, tennis matches, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, hate, revenge, loser, losers, bad loser, bad losers, sportsmen, sportsman, aggressive tennis, competition, competitive, competitiveness, tennis tactics, dislike, mutual dislike, bad winner, bad winners, advice, good advice, giving advice
"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."
"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."
"Yes, the are crazy, but they can open the fridge."
The Yearly News
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"I think you should know that I contain six parts mercury per million."
Tags:comfort food, comfort foods, comfort eating, comfort eater, comfort eaters, emotional support, cheering up, good advice, stay positive, staying positive, dont worry, be happy, depression, anxiety, nostalgia, nostalgic, bad food, unhealthy food, unhealthy eating, bad habit, bad habits, comfort, comforting, fried food, fired breakfast
"Do you have any tips or advice for someone just starting out breathing air?"
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'That's your best advice? Play nice.'
Mom, 'The Original life Coach' .
"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
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"Careful- it might be a trap!"