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"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
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rain, raining, rained, pour, pouring, give a lift, give a ride, car, cars, hitchhiker, hitchhiking, hitchhikers, dead, death, murder, murderers, murdered, disability, disabled, disabled person, sleepy, sleep, tired, christian, christianity, christians, kindness, kind, good deed, good deeds, bad deed, bad deeds, juxtaposition, foolish, fool, made a fool of, gullible, trustful, trusting, naive, naivety, unsuspecting, religious, religious person, religious people, religion, moral, immoral, morality, stranger danger, dangerous, danger"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."
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death, dead, died, heavens gates, gates of heaven, pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, judgement, final judgement, lifes ledger, good deeds, bad deeds, sins, tip, tips, tipping, bad tipper, bad tippers, bad tip, bad tips, stingy tipper, twelve percent, 12%, restaurant, restaurants, host, hosts, maitre d"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
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wand, wands, magic wand, magic wands, wish, wishes, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, wishing, good deed, good deeds, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, happy ending, happy endings, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathies, sympathizing, sympathising"Edward the Good? Well, Eddie, we'll be the judge of that."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, legacy, legacies, good, good deedsSaint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi
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saints, saint, saint francis, saint francis of assisi, st francis, st francis of assisi, sainthoods, good deeds, good deed, christianity, christian iconography, iconography, saint francis feeds the animals, feeding animals, wild animals, teens, teen, feeding teenagers, cocolate raisins, raisin, raisinsA winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
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boy scout, boy scouts, scout, scouts, good deed, good deeds, cross the road, crossing the road, help, helping, helped, helps, aid, aided, aiding, aids, old lady, little old lady, old ladies, little old ladies, wing, wings, winged, fly, flies, flying, angel, angels"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, good deed, good deeds, requirement, requirements, admission, bureaucracy, security, cavity search, cavity searches, security screening, security screenings, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacyA mouse hole displays the mouse signal as a cat waits outside.
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cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, mouse, mice, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes, send for help, sends for help, sending for help, help, helps, helping, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, spotlight, spotlights, good deed, good deeds, trapped, mouse hole, mouse holes"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
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old folks, superhero, superheroes, good deed, good deeds, protect, protects, protecting, protector, protectors, protection, look out, looks out, looking out, save, saves, saving, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, special interest, special interests, hero, heroes, heroic, heroic deed, heroic deeds, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, comic book, comic books, comic, comics"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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scold, scolds, scolding, old lady, old woman, old women, evildoer, evildoers, protect, protects, protection, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, gratitude, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, deed, deeds, good deed, good deeds, idle, nag, nags, nagging, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, expectant, expectancy, crime, crime stopper, crime stopping, law enforcer, law enforcement, old biddy, old biddiesGod watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.
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religion, religious, god, keeping track, sins, good deed, good deeds, tallying, counting, good, bad, god is watching, binoculars, watching, heaven"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, charity, charitable, donation, donations, donor, donors, philanthropy, good deed, good deeds, money, politics, political party, political parties, republican party, republican, republicans, gop, grand old party, democrat, democrats, democratic party, campaign, campaigns, political, financing, crazy, both, campaign financing, political donor, political donors, funding, section, sections, corruption, campaign donations, campaign donorsThe angel and the devil.
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angel, angels, devil, devils, right, wrong, good, bad, good deed, good deeds, bad deed, bad deeds, stray, straying, deviate, deviating, lead astray, confuse, confusing, dilemma, dilemmas, testing patience, at crossroads, decision, decision making"It's agreed, from now on we accept tips."
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superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, meeting, meetings, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, league, league of heroes, discuss, discussed, discussion, discussions, pay, pays, tip, tips, service, services, provision, provisions, compensate, compensation, greed, greedy, materialistic, unappreciated, underappreciated, appreciate, appreciated, ungrateful, grateful, at loss, profit, loss, good deed, good deeds, gluttonous"I wish I'd never mentioned that he had a stone in his hoof!"
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little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, hoof, hooves, horseshoe, horseshoes, horse shoe, horse shoes, stone, stones, boy scout, boy scouts, good deed, good deeds, thelwell"Remember, we can only afford to do all this pro bono because of how much anti bono pays."
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laywer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, pro bono, pro bono work, without payment, free, good works, volunteer, voluntary, well paid, wealthy, rich, ethical, unethical, ethics, good deed, good deeds, bad deed, bad deedsDo NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like
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workplace, work, worker, workers, door, doors, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, sign, signs, message, messages, good deed, good deeds, positive message, positive messages, do not enter"I also do suicides."
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mercy killing, assisted suicide, old age, elderly, elder, elders, age, ages, ageing, aging, death, die, died, dead, dying, good deed, good deeds, euthanasia, euthanize, euthanized, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, kid, kids, child, children, club, clubs, old lady, old ladies, old people, youth"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
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mug, mugged, mugging, muggings, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, good deed, good deeds, fiction, fictions, fictional, character, characters, reality, real life, fantasy, imagine, imagination, imaginations, imaginary, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, problem, problems, real world, trouble, troubles, helpless, helplessness"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, good deed, good deeds, unpunished, punishments, punish, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?"