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"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
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"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."
Tags:death, dead, died, heavens gates, gates of heaven, pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, judgement, final judgement, lifes ledger, good deeds, bad deeds, sins, tip, tips, tipping, bad tipper, bad tippers, bad tip, bad tips, stingy tipper, twelve percent, 12%, restaurant, restaurants, host, hosts, maitre d
"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
Tags:wand, wands, magic wand, magic wands, wish, wishes, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, wishing, good deed, good deeds, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, happy ending, happy endings, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathies, sympathizing, sympathising
"Edward the Good? Well, Eddie, we'll be the judge of that."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, legacy, legacies, good, good deeds
Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi
Tags:saints, saint, saint francis, saint francis of assisi, st francis, st francis of assisi, sainthoods, good deeds, good deed, christianity, christian iconography, iconography, saint francis feeds the animals, feeding animals, wild animals, teens, teen, feeding teenagers, cocolate raisins, raisin, raisins
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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A mouse hole displays the mouse signal as a cat waits outside.
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"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
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"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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God watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.
"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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The angel and the devil.
"It's agreed, from now on we accept tips."
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"I wish I'd never mentioned that he had a stone in his hoof!"
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, hoof, hooves, horseshoe, horseshoes, horse shoe, horse shoes, stone, stones, boy scout, boy scouts, good deed, good deeds, thelwell
"Remember, we can only afford to do all this pro bono because of how much anti bono pays."
"Their good deeds are probably underreported."
Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like
"I also do suicides."
Tags:mercy killing, assisted suicide, old age, elderly, elder, elders, age, ages, ageing, aging, death, die, died, dead, dying, good deed, good deeds, euthanasia, euthanize, euthanized, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, kid, kids, child, children, club, clubs, old lady, old ladies, old people, youth
"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
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"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."
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"That's karma for you! He was once my dog."
"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?"