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"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
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Trump as a dog reads a book called Good Boy.
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'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'
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The emotional rollercoaster of a lab
'All I'm saying is that the 'good dog' 'bad dog' labels have a real shame-based ring to them!'
A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.
"Whoa! Your dog whistle works great!!"
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"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."
A Pal Feeds a Pal on Time.
"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, good dog, good dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, choice, choices, good, bad, good vs. bad, philosophy, philosophical
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, offer, offers, offering, final offer, treat, treats, biscuit, biscuits, pat, pats, good dog, praise, client, clients, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, mediation
"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
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"Who's a good witness."
After you die. After your dog dies
'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
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His Master's Thesis.
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"That's just not the real me."
Tags:beware of the dog, beware of the dog sign, beware of the dog signs, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, guard dog, guard dogs, good dog, good dogs, friendly dog, friendly dogs, big softy, big softies, misrepresented, misrepresentation, misrepresentations
A genius never goes hungry
"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"
Tags:psychologist, psychologists, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, dog, dogs, couch, couches, sofa, sofas, furniture, sit, sits, sitting, forbidden, complex, complexes, guilt, guilt complex, guilt complexes, irrational fear, irrational fears, chair, chairs, good dog, good dogs, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental block, mental blocks, scold, scolding, scolded, dog person, dog people
'I'm a good dog, but I could be a great dog with a little motivation.'
Two statues face each other in a park; the state of a man is labeled "Sit!" while the statue of a dog is labeled "Good Dog".