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Voodoo for Today
"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."
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"You're fit for a king."
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'You're looking well.'
'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'
'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'
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Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'
"Six chipped teeth and a tongue stud infection. Good for you, no cavities."
'Your lungs are in great shape, Senator. Do you work out?' 'No, I filibuster several hours a day.'
'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'
According to a recent medical report, a glass of red wine a day is good for you.
"This is the part of medecine I hate, …. Finding there's nothing wrong with someone.''
'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'
'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'
One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'
Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.
"So this is what 'for richer, for poorer' looks like."
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The Language of Health
'I'm feeling great...but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!'
"That's a crazy idea but it might work."
"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"
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The Music of a Healthy Heart
"Back from your doctor's appointment already? What did he say?"