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Mime Anti-Defamation League: 'We can't find something nice to say so we say nothing at all!'
'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'
'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
A courtesy car having an off day.
'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'
'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'
Tags:personal hygiene, good hygiene, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, sneeze, sneezing, sneezes, cold, colds, nose, noses, good manner, good manners, bad manners, impolite, kitchen, kitchens, bacteria, germ, germs, cold germ, cold germs, liver, livers, cooking, cook, cooks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I think I'm an advanced student. We're only on JKL, but the teacher has already told me to watch my P's and Q's.'
'I watched my P's and Q's all year, except in the summer, when I don't use the alphabet.'
'Yikes! It IS open! Hey, thanks a lot!'
'You heard me - get your lazy butt UP!'
'I am so glad to see you!'
'I wish you wouldn't do that.'
'Hi.' - 'What's that supposed to mean!?!'
'I think you're getting soft, Dave.'
'Pass the impertinent.'
'Just throw it on the table, and step back.'
'How many times must I tell you, elbows off the table!'
'For goodness sake, eat with your mouth closed.' - 'Ok, but how do I get the food in.'
'No. I insist. You first.'
'Shall we join the ladies?'
'Dad says I have to say 'Thank You' if you give me anything.'