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"How about this: you don't take our order by memory and we won't forget to tip?"
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Why Elephants Never Forget.
'Now why did I come in here?'
'It tastes good and is guaranteed to improve memory, but I can't remember to take it.'
'I tied the string around my trunk to remind me to take ginko biloba for my memory.'
"Mes vieux pantalons en pattes d'éléphants! Que de souvenirs!"
"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."
"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"
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'What do you mean, you forgot? Elephants never forget!'
'What do you mean you forgot?'
Never forgets/Sometimes forgets/always forgets.
"The truth is I owe my good memory to ginkgo biloba."
"Pomp, greed, conquest, intrigue—it's been a fun year, hasn't it?"
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'It's unbelievable: You are actually amnesic...'
"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."
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'How do you know you never forget a face?'
As old age encroached, Arthur was glad to have so many memories to draw upon.
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"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."
'I can forgive but I can't forget!'
'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'
Holding a grudge.
"That new kid came up to me today. He said 'hi,' but I couldn't remember his name."
'I drink to forget.' 'Forget what?' 'I don't remember.'
'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'
'It seems that last week was the good old days.'