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Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, duck, duck hunting, hunter, hunting, game hunting, dog, dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, domestic pet, domestic pets, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, fine dining, food, foods, fresh food, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waitstaff, service, good service, champagne, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, unexpected, man's best friend, mans best friend, rifle, rifles, masculine, pets, pet
Git It 'N' Git
"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"
Tags:bellboy, bellboys, tip, tips, hotel, hotels, posh hotel, posh hotels, expensive hotel, expensive hotels, hospitality, bag cart, bag carts, bag trolley, bag trolley, hospitality industry, take advantage, taking advantage, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bellhop, bellhops, room service, good service, customer service, rich person, rich people
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
Tags:waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, customer service, restaurant, friendship, friendships, context, tip, tips, good service, good customer service, catering, hospitality, hospitality industry, flatter, flattery, flattering, two faced, two-faced, fake, building rapport, rapport, customer rapport
"Go home to you wife." "You go home to her."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, bar-tending, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, obedient, obedience, customer service, good service, good customer service, bad customer, bad customers, drowning you sorrows, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
Bird Feeder Restaurant
"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"
'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, customer service, service, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, sit, seat, seated, seats, table, tables, served, bad service, good service, slow service, customer, customers, guest, guests, patron, patrons, nosy, curious
"Sorry, your wings are still on back-order."
"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
Tags:hotel, hotels, motel, motels, bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, inn, inns, bnb, bnbs, b&b, b&bs, resort, resorts, stay, staying, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, receptionist, receptionists, front desk, front desks, service, good service, bad service, staff, review, reviews, internet, online, rant, rants, ranting, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, criticism, critique, pleasant, reviewer, reviewers, post, posting, posts, forum, forums
'Talk about service. My water glass is never empty.'
'Serving you is our number one job'
"I must say, your variety of seed and service is second to none."
"If bankers can count, how come they have six windows and only two tellers?"
Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, police escort, police escorts, escort, escorts, important, pennant, pennants, flag, flags, intersection, intersections, traffic, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, pizza, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery, deliveries, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, sign, signs, signage, famous, celebrity, celebrities, half-hour delivery, 1/2 hour delivery, on time, timely, customer service, special delivery, special service, good service, service, pizzeria, pizzerias, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizza parlours, pizza parlours, pizza shop, pizza shops, pizza store, pizza stores, pizza restaurant, pizza restaurants, food, restaurant, restaurants, fast food
"We do our best to give people the most courteous and attentive treatment possible, especially during the holiday rush."
Tags:mail, post, post office, post offices, mailing, posting, letter, letters, package, packages, customer service, service, good customer service, good service, courteous, attentive, treatment, holiday, holidays, holiday rush, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, kiss, kissing, postal worker, postal workers
"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
"The food's good, and although I've asked them not to, over and over, they always make a big fuss."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, restaurant, eating out, dining out, recommend, recommending, recommendation, recommendations, restaurant recommendation, restaurant recommendations, fuss, make a fuss, making a fuss, customer service, good service, good customer service, conspicuous, celebrity guest, celebrity customer, celebrity customers, celebrity guests
"Country Club Dungeon"
Tags:dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisoners, guard, guards, officer, officers, customer service, service, good service, good customer service, room service, snack, snacks, snacktime, snack time, country club, country clubs, fancy, expensive, swanky, posh, upscale, club, clubs, private club, private clubs, members only club, members only clubs, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cushy, comfortable, white-collar, the one percent, the 1%, rich, wealthy, social status, class, high-society
'Thank you for call our customer hotline. We are available to serve you 24 hours, but not consecutively.'
Service with a smile.
'Howard, all he asked was, 'Is everything all right?'.'
'Is everything O.K.?'
'I'll have your head on a platter.'