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"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
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"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."
Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker
'Hey, buddy, you're in my seat.'
"No, these are not fake news."
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So...if we open it, we'd either save the world, or destroy it...'
The Ekert Saga: '...I just have to explain how 'turning the other cheek' actually means 'justifiable homicide'...peace of cake...'
The Ekert Saga: 'People have stopped buying junk they don't need and started practicing the golden rule...This scourge of niceness is like a viral infection...We need to find...the Anti-Ekert.'
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The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So you guys think something is trapped in there?...No squirrels, no chipmunks...just something glowing in the dark.'
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The Ekert Saga: '...Bullies have stopped bullying... adolescent angst, resentment, and fantasies of revenge-driven mayhem have suddenly disappeared!...The computer game industry has just collapsed...'
"I see you've been a good little girl."
'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'
'Deciding with whom to side is much easier since one of them became a shareholder.'
'Gee... Surprise, surprise! He decided to do the 'bad' thing again!'
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"Who are you going to listen to? Me, or the boss from hell?"
Nice Santa vs. Naughty Santa.
A tough life
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The Great and the Good.
Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...
Goodness: By definition, goodness is its own reward. For more tangible benefits, you should probably try badness.
'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'
'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'
Dave considered hiring a night watchman to guard the building materials, but had a breach of rational thought when he decided to rely on his belief in the innate goodness of humanity.