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"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
Tags:execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, martyr, martyrs, religious martyr, religious martyrs, capital punishment, death penalty, blunder, blunders, prophet, prophets, divine, divinity, bless, blesses, blessing, blessings, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, judgement day, judgment day, mistake, mistakes, goof, goofs, pious, piety, believer, believers, god's will, sins, sinning, saint, saints, martyred, blame, blames, blaming, god's wrath
"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."
Tags:emergency room, accident and emergency, a&e, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, injury, injuries, accident, accidents, broken bone, broken bones, funny bone, clown, clowns, goof, goofball, goofs, goofballs, specialist, specialists
A Respite Between Courses
Tags:play with your food, playing with your food, restaurant, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, respite, break, breaks, interval, intervals, course, courses, three course, crazy, go crazy, goof, goofing off, goof off, mess, messy, make a mess, ridiculous, eating out, out to eat
'No, I'm not part of an elaborate kickback scheme.'
"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"
"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."
Tags:online shopping, internet shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping, shop, shops, laptop, laptops, christmas, xmas, christmases, present, presents, gift, gifts, family life, incompetence, incompetent, goof, goofball, husband, husbands, wife, wives, generation gap, generation gaps, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills
'I think I've just made a terrible mistake.'
"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."
'From this angle, my goof is hardly noticeable.'
'Hey goofy lookin'. . . yeah, you in the hat, I'm talking to you!'
"The frustrating part is that I can't tell whether he's meditating or goofing off."
Tags:guru, gurus, monk, monks, meditate, meditates, meditating, meditation, meditations, nirvana, enlightened, enlightenment, education, learning, teacher, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, wisdom, goof, off, goofing, frustrating, skiving off, skivving off, skiver, skivers, faker, fakers, fraud, frauds
"I misspelled a word on the chalkboard in front of the whole class."
Tags:baldo, hard on yourself, being hard on yourself, chalkboard, chalkboards, goof, goofs, misspell, misspells, misspelling, misspellings, laugh, laughs, laughing, laughter, humiliated, humiliate, humiliates, embarrassment, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, public humiliation, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, good student, good students
Loud mouth bass.
"That's the wrong one! You've just thrown our chips away."
'Johnson is such a goof-off that last week at the water cooler they had to give him mouth-to-mouth!'
"Darn! Missed it by one day."
Tags:christmas, december, december 25, december 26, late, calendar, schedule, tardy, miss, christmas eve, santa, santa claus, mistake, blunder, xmas, delivery, work, work schedule, task, routine, work task, duty, fail, failure, memory, memory loss, alzheimers, senile, senility, forget, forgot, forgetfulness, assignment, slip, catastrophe, slipup, slip-up, goof, botch, disaster, holiday, tradition, fiasco, entrusted, mess-up, messed-up, screw-up, screw up, screwup, santa run, santa visit, day late
"Son, it's bad enough you goof off all day, but your socks don't match!"
Tags:sock, socks, goofball, goofing off, goofing-off, goof, goofs, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, fashion designer, fashion designers, fashions, fashion house, bad impression, bad impressions, customer service, lazy, laziness, lazy worker, lazy workers, lazy employee, lazy employees