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"I only appear to be goofing off. In actuality I'm an operator and I'm standing by."
"He'll finish your nap for you."
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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
Tags:old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice-cream, ice-creams, icecream cone, icecream cones, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, sprinkles, icecream sprinkles, ice-cream sprinkles, ice cream, ice creams, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, immature, immaturity, silly, silliness, ridiculous, slur, slurring, childish, childishness, pronunciation, mispronunciation, mis-pronunciation, mispronounce, mis-pronounce, garble, garble, couple, couples, husband and wide, goofing off, goofing around, goofball, mess around messing around
'Dan doesn't need summer off. He plays at work all day with something called mutual funs!'
A Respite Between Courses
Tags:play with your food, playing with your food, restaurant, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, respite, break, breaks, interval, intervals, course, courses, three course, crazy, go crazy, goof, goofing off, goof off, mess, messy, make a mess, ridiculous, eating out, out to eat
"Put the Jack under the Queen....then come see me in my office."
Tags:computer games, computer game, video game, video games, time wasters, time-waster, time-wasters, time wasting, workload, workloads, wasting time, company time, time waster, solitaire, cards, card game, boss, employee, caught, goofing off, jack, queen, cubicle, fired, firing, fire, fires, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, firing offence, sacking offence
"I don't get it—last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45-per-cent profit."
Tags:profit, profits, tech, technological, computer, computers, stock, stocks, stock market, stocks and shares, share, shares, stock exchange, money, idiot, idiotic, playing the market, goof off, goofing off, goofed off, account, accounts, accounting, broker, brokers, accident, accidental, accidentally, profitable, profitability, stock broker, stock brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers
"Take a course or something. Learning at your own speed isn't working out."
Staring out the window using a computer and a remote camera link
Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.
"Aren't you supposed to be doing research on why employees good off?"
"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."
'Crandall, I'm afraid this clowning around has gotten out of hand.'
Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.
"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."
Tags:labor day, labor days, end of summer, late summer, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, back to school, going back to school, back to school time, lazy summer, lazy summer day, lazy summer days, summer break, summer breaks, goof off, goofing off, summer fun, school year, school years
'Keep an eye on it -- It tends to goof off.'
'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'
"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."
Tags:waste time, wastes time, wasting time, goof off, goofs off, goofing off, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, water cooler, water coolers, fatigue, fatigues, fatigued, bored, bored at work, officer worker, office workers, breakroom, break room, break rooms
'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'
"All right... cut it out, you guys! Get back to work!"
Tags:chess, chess game, chess games, chessboard, chessboards, chess board, chess boards, construction, construction workers, construction site, construction sites, construction worker, excavator, chess player, chess players, boardgame, board game, games, board games, goofing off, goof off, lallygag, dog it, heavy equipment, digger, diggers
"People, it's a two-year project! That means we have 23 months to goof-off until we put something together!"
"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"
Tags:thought experiment, thought experiments, goofing off, goofed off, goofing-off, goofed-off, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative thinking, think tank, think tanks, slacker, slackers, slacking, slacking off, skiving off, skive off, scientist, scientists, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinated
"I knew we shouldn't have added a sports lawyer to the firm."