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"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."
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The Ungooglable Man
"I say let's wait for the next one."
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'I don't have a resume. I f you need information, just Google me!'
'The grandchildren said they Googled us. I didn't feel anything, did you?'
"And I got this one for not needing to Google the name of the country we invaded."
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"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."
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Rather than rely on a hunch to decide who gets into a trendy nightclub, bouncers now Google each person.
'I think I'll wait for the movie.'
'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'
"Have you found my history book, Tia Carmen?"
'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'
'Ms. Sims, do a Google search. Find out how many CEO's have more Google citations than me.'
'It's the CIA. They want to know why you're Googling Michael Moore's web site.'
'Try googling my erogenous zones.'
I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!
"I was sitting in my office, at my computer, when my boss walked in and 'Googled' me."