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'I'm not backin' up! . . . You back up!'
"Wow--I've never met a Cabinet Secretary before."
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Rodent putts golf balls underground.
Witness protection programming.
"Carrots? Carrots!!!! Harold! I hate carrots!!"
Gopher taking a shower.
"Call a professional."
"I'm not backing up. You back up."
Christmas is a time for hope
'Feng shui?... Feng shui? The first thing we have to do is get rid of all this dirt!'
"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"
Tags:groundhogs, gopher, hot tub, hot-tub, hot-tubs, spa, wildlife, wild-life, groundhogs, gophers, hot tubs, spas, woodchuck, woodchucks, landbeaver, landbeavers, land-beaver, land-beavers, whirlpool, whirlpools, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nagging wife, nagging wives, married life, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor's lifestyles
'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'
'This is what you meant by moving to a country club!? You really should have been a politician.'
'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'
"There's not much I can do about a gopher with cartel connections."
Tags:animal, animals, gopher, gophers, rodent, rodents, tunnel, tunnels, underground, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, drug, drugs, drug trafficking, drug trafficker, drug traffickers, drug dealer, drug dealers, dealing drugs, cartel, cartels, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangs, mafia, crime, illegal, connection, connections, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, pest, pests, dangerous, risky, property, properties, real estate
'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'
"Stop worrying, it's not an animal burrow..."
How Much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuch?
"...And that's my cousin James. He was raised by a family of gophers."
Tags:gopher, gophers, burrow, burrows, burrowing, rodent, rodents, subterranean, cousin, cousins, eccentric, eccentricity, eccentricities, relations, extended family, family visit, family visits, adoption, adoptions, foster family, foster families, child rearing, child-raising, unusual childhood, traumatic childhood
'I've seen a mound like this only once before. We're no dealing with just any gopher...'
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'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'
Tags:gopher, gophers, ground squirrel, rodent, rodents, burrowing rodent, burrowing rodents, dig, digs, dug, dug in, pest, pests, flood, flood out, kill, kills, humane, hunt, hunted, hunter, prey, stadium, stadiums, arena, pitch, pitches, grass, pest control, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I think you're perfect for the job."
"Burrow here often?"
'That should improve their chances of a 'hole-in-one'.'