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"If You See Something, Say Something"
"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."
'If you can't stand the sight of sap... go inside... this isn't going to be pretty.'
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
'Gore him, Sidney! Gore him! Headlocks don't work!!'
"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."
'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'