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'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, male, males, challenge, challenges, challenging, ape, apes, ape society, ape societies, primatology, primatologist, primatologists, scientist, scientists, nature program, nature programs, nature programme, nature programmes, nature documentary, nature documentaries, natural world, alpha, alphas, alpha males, mate, mates, mating habits, biologist, biologists, silverback, silver-back, silver-backs
"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, apes, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, upright, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, bury evidence, burying evidence
King Kong vs the City of New York
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, prosecution, counsel, witness, witness, defendant, defendants, new york, ny, airplane arms, aeroplane arms, film, films, monster movie, monster movies, gorilla, gorillas, giant gorilla, giant gorillas, childish, infantile
"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."
Tags:overeat, overeats, overeating, gorilla, gorillas, giant gorilla, giant gorillas, movie monster, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, new york, new york city, cupcake, cupcakes, trend, trends, trendy, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, stomachache, stomachaches, stomach ache, stomach aches, nausea, nauseous, eat too much, eats too much, eating too much
"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, zoo, zoos, observation, observations, boy band, boy bands, musician, musicians, singer, singers, performer, performers, scientist, scientists, observation, observations, observe, experiment, experiments, science lab, science labs, biologist, biologists, primates, zoology, zoologists, zoologist, primate, mate, mates, musical instrument, musical instruments
Le Roi Kong
"We're grooming him for a new position."
Tags:ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, monkey, monkeys, groom, grooms, grooming, prepare, prepares, preparing, train, trains, training, teach, teaches, teaching, introduce, introduces, introducing, position, positions, new position, new positions, flea, fleas, flea picking, pun, puns, comb, combs, combing, fur, fur coat, fur coats
"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."
Tags:evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, charles darwin, darwinism, darwinist, darwinists, on the origin of species, origin of species, gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, great ape, great apes, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, neanderthal, neanderthals, primitive man, primitive men, paleolithic, early man, early men, early human, early human, mirror image, reminisce, reminiscing, reminded, remind, reminding, looking in the mirror
Chelsea of the Apes
Tags:raised by apes, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wild, wildlife, jungle, jungles, children, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, attitude, bad attitude, sassy, too cool, eye roll, basic, swinging from ropes, tarzan of the apes, literature, novel, novels, book, books, as if, whatever, dad, dads, dad bod, father, fathers, fatherhood, daughter, daughters, family, families
"It's not you, it's me."
Tags:breakup, breakups, breaking up, its not you, its me, dump, dumping, dumped, split up, splitting up, ending a relationship, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, relationship, relationships, gorilla, gorillas, giant gorilla, giant gorillas, film, films, movie, movies, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters
'How are those revised projections coming along?'
"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
Tags:food, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeout, take-out, take-outs, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, chinese, to go, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes, gorilla, gorillas, giant, giants, monster, monsters, movie, movies, film, films, movie monster, movie monsters, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offering, offerings, taste, tastes
"We need to talk."
Tags:bad relationship, bad relationships, we need to talk, relationship issues, relationship issue, relationship difficulties, rough patch, rough patches, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splitting up, ending a relationship, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, relationship, relationships, gorilla, gorillas, giant gorilla, giant gorillas, film, films, movie, movies, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters
"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, chimp, chimps, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, animal, animals, talking monkey, talking monkeys, talking animal, talking animals, it's a jungle out there, its a jungle out there, expression, expressions, metaphor, metaphors
"This is positively your worst vacation idea ever!"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacation destination, holiday destination, gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love-life, vacation idea, holiday idea, travel plan, travel plans, sightseer, sightseers, sight-seer, sight-seers, sightseeing, sight-seeing, movie, movies
'The other hand.'
'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'
"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"
'Did you know the moon is made from bananas?'
"We have to believe we're not endangered or we'll all go mad."
Tags:mad, madness, insane, insanity, stress, stressed, stressful, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wildlife, naturalist, naturalists, nature, natural world, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists
"It's tricky—if we try to show a human side we may alienate his base."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, candidate, candidates, nominee, nominees, campaign, campaigns, campaign manager, campaign managers, primate, primates, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, animal, animals, election, elections, vote, votes, voter, voters
"Miss Pugh, Bring me a fresh pair of boxer shorts"
The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'
"Frances tells me you're a communications major."
Tags:ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, women, woman, man, date, dates, dating, intelligence, intellectual, intellectuals, idiot, idiots, incompetence, communications, communications major, communications majors, university, universities, uni, college, colleges, student, students, study, studies, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates