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"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."
"Your curtain samples are lovely, Mr. Barnes, but we're not that kind of interior."
The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...
"If you're so steamed, why don't you call the appropriate government agency while they're still in existence?"
"Rilovonin? I don't like the sound of it - let's reject it."
Ponzi Schemes: Don't worry - the Securities and Exchange Commission is watching us closely.
"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."
A Federal Agency to Eliminate Federal Agencies
"Sorry. I'll have to run your exit papers through our endless legal departments."
"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."
Subpoena envy - 'I wish I'd delivered that!'
Office of Management and Budget door is upside down and is closed.
Central Adoption Agency, children, pets, highways.
CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'
'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'
Child Support Agency Support Agency.
'You're arrogant, pig-headed and have no communication skills -have you thought of a career in intelligence?'
"Is it legal for 'Bringing in the Sheaves' to be the on hold music at the Department of Agriculture?"
"OSHA is going to hear about this!"
"The EPA is being shut down."