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"When did you start referring to Nixon as the Old Warrior?"
"I'm not against public service. I just think I can do more damage in the private sector."
"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureacracy."
"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."
All Government Employees Must Wash Their Hands Of All Responsibility Before Returning To Work.
"How do you do? I'm an unnamed government official."
'I don't need to learn how to subtract. I'm going to work for the government.'
Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.
"Atilla the DMV employee"
Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!
"Now get out there and underregulate!"
"If this turns out to be the right form, let me know."
A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.
'I'm leery of these govenment drones."
Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...
Government Hiring: Who You Know What You Know.
"I worked for the government, but somehow got lost in the paper shuffle."
''Reality therapy'? — but I work for the Government!'
'He's not a very civil servant!'
"Not now! I'm trying to wipe my Ashley Madison account from my server!"