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"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, clinic, clinics, stitches, stitches, minor, wound, wounds, cut, cuts, graze, grazes, split, splits, american medical, hospital, hospitals, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, critical, critic, critique, political, policy, government, governmental, mother, mothers, private, privatised, privatized, out sourced, out source, branch, branches, franchise, franchised
"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, client, defendant, defendants, clients, public, public eye, governmental, governments, government, humanity, against humanity, corrupt, corruption, mafia, mafias, mob, mobs, organised crime, organized crime, misdemeanour, let off, scott free, go free
"I'm not saying this candidate wouldn't be expensive, but he's well within our budget."
Tags:elect, election, elections, budget, budgets, campaign, campaigns, influence, influential, influencing, puppet, puppets, puppeteer, politic, politics, political, candidate, candidates, purchase, purchasing, power, powerful, purchase, purchased, purchasing power, bribe, bribes, comment, commentary, critique, modern, modern world, modern life, government, governmental, cash, money is power, power is money, unconstitutional, treason
Tags:government, governments, governmental, sanction, sanctions, sanctioned, civil, civil servant, civil servants, civil service, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucratic, baby boomer, baby-boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomers, tv, t v, television, modern, modern life, generation, generational, generation gap, parody, parodies, parodied, credo, politic, politics, political, politically, political commentary, commentary
'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'
Tags:vaclav, vaclav havel, literary, literary politicians, politicians and literature, politicians, politician, political, politics, politics, plays, play, theater, theatre, theatrical, theatrics, playwrights, author, authors, writer, writers, one-act, one act, show, shows, government, governmental, politics, political, positive, politics positive, advertising, unlikely, unlikely headlines, signs, signage, musci, musicals, broadway, celebrity, celebrities, stage, stage show, stageshow, world leader, leaders, world leaders, international, global, modern politics, modern, modern world
Black Beans Matter
Tags:donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, trump, the donald, black beans matter, blm, blm protest, blm protesters, blm protester.blm protests, blm protest, undermine, undermining, black beans, company, companies, food company, food companies, endorse, endorsement, endorsements, endorsing, endorses, misuse of power, misusing power, misused power, misuses power, undermine true causes, discrimination, discriminates, discriminating, discriminations, governments, government, governmental, bias, biased, bigot, fussy, petty, petty behaviour, petty behavior, racism
'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'
"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."
Tags:common ground, common grounds, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, international negotiations, meeting, meetings, international, international politics, vanilla, common ground, find common ground, finding common ground, government, governmental, politician, politicians, diplomat, diplomats, diplomacy, diploamtic, common denominator, common denominators, foreign country, foreign countries, leader, leaders, foreign leader, foreign leaders, beloved, universally beloved
'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'
Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'
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"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"
Tags:big government, in chains, little guy, little guys, common man, comman men, folks, politician, politicians, vote, votes, voting, consequence, consequences, unforeseen, unexpected, realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, oppress, oppresses, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, oppression, government, governments, governmental, fascism, fascist, fascists, boot heel
social services cuts
Genius Grants and Recipients
Tags:money, grants, grant, academic, academia, academics, education, educational, higher education, government, governments, governmental, scientific research, research grant, research, research grants, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, discovery, discover, experiments, experiment, experimental, experimenting, language, languages, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, blonde, blondes, woodchuck, wood chuck, gum
'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.
"Is this the Department of Equivocation, Denial and Misinformation?"
Tags:misinform, misinformation, duplicity, deception, dishonesty, fraud, propaganda, equivocate, equivocation, decisive, indecisive, department, corporation, corporate culture, turf war, turf battle, government, governmental, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucratic, red tape, customer service, customer services
'Smile: you're on surveillance camera.'
'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'
'Sure, I'd like to accomplish something, but legislative gridlock is my only source of security in Washington!'
Tags:government, governmental, politics, gridlock, job security, keep things the same, immovable, obstacles, unadaptable, unchanging, inflexible, legislative, legislation, agenda, getting things done, washington, dc, politicians, politician, partisan, motivation, unmotivated, motivated, counseling, counselor
'As a politician just turned lobbyist, I sometimes confuse pork barrel with pork bellies.'
Tags:politicians, politician, political, lobbyists, lobbyist, lobbying, government, appropriation, government spending, governmental, commodities, stocks, expenses, futures, revolving door, insider information, trades, trading, future trades, unethical, ethics, raising money, pork bellies, pork barrel
Concerned that the government might not agree to a bailout, the automakers sought other ways to raise capital,
When government regulations go too far.
USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms
Truth - underwritten by corporate campaign donations.
'Do as I say, not as the government says.'