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"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."
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New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.
"The doctor said you can put your pants on now."
Rodney was sometimes a little too eager to please.
"We have to travel a LOT further to recruit GPs these days!"
'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'
"We need more patients treated in the primary care environment...Good luck!"
Debate continues about charging for GP appointments.
'Medical science can't cure a slice.'
"Whoa – way too much information."
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Doctor to patient - 'It's bad news I'm afraid - you live in the North.'
"Malpractice? The joke's on you. I don't have a license."
Suffolk GP saves £1000s by Conducting Vasectomies in-house.
'Guess my wait!'
'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.'
'Do you want to get your x-ray here, or are you going through airport security soon?'
How AI is altering the GP patient relationship
GP say 10 minute surgery is not long enough
"You're required to provide 24-hour cover, unless you'd rather opt for 36 or 48?"
"Actually I'm feeling fine now but I thought as I've made the appointment I might as well turn up anyway."
Health Secretaries claim of 1000 extra GPs ridiculed
Doctor's Appointment Tomorrow 2:30pm yours for £20.
"So that's 45,000 Playstations, 198,000 smartphones and 50 million GP consultations."
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Survey says there are still a quarter of trainee GPs to stay in full-time clinical work
Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks