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"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
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"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
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'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'
'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'
'You must close your eyes during grace.'
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'
"Mom, do I have to say grace before chewing bubblegum?"
A Fall From Grace
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'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'
"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"
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"If you don't mind, before I eat you, I'd like to say prayer for world peace."
"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."
Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'
Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'
'I'm not thankful for the squash casserole. I thought you were thankful for the squash casserole.'
"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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