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"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."
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'Sure the grades are bad, but on the bright side I'm achieving consistency in my academic brand.'
'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'
'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'
'Whenever I get a good test grade I show it to my mother. Whenever I get a bad test grade, I show it to my grandma.'
'Look, quit making excuses. You're in kindergarten now. If you ever hope to see grade one, you gotta buckle down.'
'I don't think it was a very productive year for Ms. Read. We learned to use all twenty six letters, and she only learned to use the 'C'.'
'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'
'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'
'Wow, great marks. Don't tell Daddy - he already suspects you're not his.'
'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'
'Spoiler alert! Below average.'
'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'
"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"
'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.'
"Psssst. Fix your report card?"
The Marks of Zorro
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'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'
"Don't believe it, Dad! It's just a bunch of Republican mud-slinging!"
"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"
"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."
"My grades improved when I stopped asking my dad for help."
'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''
"Bad grades...again! You're not dim and I'm not taking this lightly."
"Bad grades again? Great job, son."