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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."
Tags:honest, honesty, teacher, teachers, grade school, elementary, elementary school, elementary schools, secondary schools, secondary school, secondary, primary, primary school, primary schools, schools, children, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenthood, childhood, difficult, annoying, misbehaved, parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, conference, meeting, meetings, educators, educator, education, bad news, breaking the news, daughter, daughters
"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."
Tags:school, schools, sale, sales, fashion, fashions, fashionable, style, styles, clothes, clothing, department store, department stores, back to school, grade school, primary school, secondary school, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering
'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'
'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'
'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'
"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."
Tags:puppy love, young love, love, romance, crush, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, friend, friends, kid, kids, child, children, elementary, primary, school, grade school, elementary school, primary school, school, schools, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, girl, girls, boy, boys, pretentious, read, reading, book, books, date, dates, dating
"My grades have slipped since Dad stopped helping me with my homework."
Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'
"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."
Tags:kid, kids, children, school children, elementary school, elementary schools, grade school, grade schools, homework, homework assignment, homework assignments, test, tests, exam, exams, examination, school, studying, study, studies, parent help, parenting, parents, parent, schoolwork, school work, failing student, fail, fails, grades, grade, poor grade, poor grades, grading
"Dad, I know that you are an atheist, but now do you believe in miracles?"
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
Tags:grade school, grade schools, grade, grades, elementary school, elementary schools, kindergarten, first grade, second grade, third grade, retire, retires, retirement, relax, relaxation, look forward, looking forward, student, students, summer vacation, vacation, vacations, slacker, slackers, slacking, retiring
'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'
'According to your resume, you graduated Grad school.'
"I'm trending on the monkey bars but no on the merry-go-round."
Tags:trending, trend, trends, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, kids, schools, park, parks, internet fad, online fad, online fads, internet fads, playground, kid, youth, school, education, monkey bars, merry go round, merry-go-round, playtime, playing outside, popularity, grade school, elementary school, friends
"My dad says I won't need a career mentor until at least 3rd grade."
Tags:elementary school, school pressure, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, career mentors, overachievers, mentor, mentoring, career, career mentor, grade school, homework, overachiever, achieve, achievement tests, teachers, parental pressure, parents, dad, mom, pushy parent, pushy parents
Man filling school with substance from 'Think Tank'.
"Somewhere between 4th and 5th grade I lost faith in the process."
Tags:skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, faith, faithful, lose faith, losing faith, disillusionment, disillusion, disillusioned, disenchanted, disenchantment, disenchant, disenchants, lost faith, young age, grade school, elementary school, primary school, process, processes, cynical, cynicism, cynic, cynics
'Here's something our grade schools are leading all other countries in - calories at lunch.'
'What a day. I had a close encounter of the 3rd grade kind.'
"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"
Tags:history, history teacher, history teachers, past, lesson, lessons, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, student, students, grade school, grade schools, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, past lesson, past lessons, broad view, broad views, big picture, big pictures, bigger picture, bigger pictures, learn, learns, learning, learned, learnt, excuse, excuses, excusing
Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'
"This school has too many immigrants."
"Okay, who's ready for some algebra? A little Latin, maybe? Some biology?"
Tags:baldo, advanced, smart kid, smart kids, smart, advanced level, advanced levels, gifted child, gifted children, child prodigy, child prodigies, grade school, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, algebra, latin, biology, teacher, teachers, teaching, ambitious, ambitiousness
A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.