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'What do you mean he got a C-minus on his report! I was up all night writing that thing!'
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
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'I'd do better if she'd ask questions more closely matching my answers.'
Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.
'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'
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'When you're a kid, you keep score with report cards. When you grow up, it's credit scores.'
'I'm going to really miss you next year, Harold.'
'If you wanted a kid with a good report card, you both should have married someone with brains.'
'I Failed Insemnation!'
'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'
'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'
'Why did you flunk history?'
'My client was both hurt and embarrassed when you gave him a 'B'. He thought he deserved a B+ at the very least.'
'I told you that no good brother of yours would never amount to anything.'
'I got a performance indicator of either establishing, developing or emerging!'
'The good news is I got an 'A' on my science project. Brace yourself for the bad news.'
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'No wonder their work's slipping. They have their thinking caps on backwards.'
'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'
'At least he's not going to grow up to be a know-it-all pundit.'
'I can put two and two together, but I can't get them apart.'
'Daddy's going to know who you are, son.'
'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'
'Banks fail... so why can't kids?'