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"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'
'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'
"To what do I owe this honor?"
'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'
home School graduation.
"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
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"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."
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'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'
'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'
'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'
Graduation day at drone school.
'What do I do now?'
"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."
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One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
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Graduating from an online university.
"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."
'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'
'I will now announce the names of the graduates, in the order of the starting salaries offered to them.'
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
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At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
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