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home School graduation.
"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
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'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'
'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'
Day one, post grad
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"I didn't know you had a minor."
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Graduates using the tassel on their mortar boards as a propeller to take flight.
School for the gifted - can't use stairs.
Medical School Equivalency Diploma
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My only skill is taking tests.
Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'
'Try not to be an idiot.'
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'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'
"I was motor-home-schooled."
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'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'
'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'
'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'
'And the Graduate finishes last again!'
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'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
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'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'
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'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'